Welcome to my little corner of the chaos! If you came here to like, tweet, tiktok, or do whatever it is people do on the internet to feel temporarily validated – oops, wrong door, buddy. This ain’t the land of Politically Correct Pixie Dust. There are no reports. No strategic selfies. No sacred slideshow of semi-full, semi-tragic dinner plates from restaurants that serve “art on a plate” and hunger on the side. What you will find is content so questionably nutritious, even partial consumption could be hazardous to your social health, spiritual hygiene, and possibly your neighbor’s cat. So before you click anything – think twice. No, thrice. No – ten times, spin around, chant a spell, and maybe consult a mildly psychic raccoon. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you. Ah, screw it – let’s go full hometown battle cry: TO OBLIVION AND BACKWARDS!